California has granted a little girl a first-of-its-kind license to own a unicorn, provided the 7-year-old can find one. She had to agree to provide nourishment like watermelon, exposure to sunlight, moonbeams and rainbows, and polish its horn with a soft cloth. David Begnaud has more.
Well, we clearly need an update on her search.
I think we need to help her.
I can print up a horn, if we know somebody with a horse that doesn’t mind getting dressed up or watermelon…
Edit: maybe there’s a kids equestrian program there that has the amenable horses? change up the “care for horses” intro course to “care for unicorns”… alternatively the Wild Animal Park might have a fat unicorn. just spit balling here.