• @Viking_Hippie
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      2111 months ago

      Can’t be. She’s not stuck under any furniture.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          111 months ago

          Oh yeah? Could be that he DOES have broken arms, but he can’t afford to go to a doctor so he toughs it out on cheap black market painkillers, leading to bones that never heal right and life-long crippling opioid addiction! Checkmate, capitalist!

          Sheesh, I took that to a SUPER dark place for what started as a silly porn joke! 😂