You might think you’ve had struggles in your life. And I’m sure you have. But they’re nothing compared to the agonies of a spoilt cat who only gets fed three times a day and isn’t getting attention right at this minute.
You need one of these babies so you can sit on your arse and scratch a pet at the same time. Also great for backs and cleaning hairbrushes. Note that it’s extendable.
You might think you’ve had struggles in your life. And I’m sure you have. But they’re nothing compared to the agonies of a spoilt cat who only gets fed three times a day and isn’t getting attention right at this minute.
The horror!
I see you’ve met my cat
You need one of these babies so you can sit on your arse and scratch a pet at the same time. Also great for backs and cleaning hairbrushes. Note that it’s extendable.
spoiler
Omg, a telescopic mini rake for the back! Begins frantic googling
A two dollar shop. One of those ones that sells cigarette lighters on the counter.
Ooh I know the ones; mine’s got the cheap thongs, plastic plant pots and aprons displayed on the footpath outside.
Hou’d better be preparing a luxury snack right now