Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

  • @assassinatedbyCIA
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    651 year ago

    When you need to obscure your bathrooms range, speed and heading from a ww2 battleship or submarine.

    • @Anticorp
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      131 year ago

      Hit em with the old razzle dazzle, eh?