Obviously, everyone has their reason for things, but I do find it rather amusing that some can draw that kind of line in logic. Shower? Wet wipes? Totally cool. Bidet? Whoa, that might say the wrong thing about me!

Like, cleaning physically sensitive bits with water, isn’t sex. Nor does it regard a connotation to any specific proclivities toward sexual preferences. It only means that you don’t have to walk around with smeared shitalcles and clingy bits of tp stuck way down in the valley.