• Sabre363
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    4510 months ago

    Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.

    • metaStatic
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      4510 months ago

      “at some point in a relationship you have seen your partners butthole more times than they have and I thing this is a wonderful thing”

      “The bride has also written her own vows …”

    • oce 🐆
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      1210 months ago

      You may also find true love and not need a social certificate around it.