@TehBamski to Comic Strips • 5 months agoNoah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)i.imgur.comimagemessage-square9arrow-up1261arrow-down124cross-posted to: funny
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageNoah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)i.imgur.com@TehBamski to Comic Strips • 5 months agomessage-square9cross-posted to: funny
minus-square@LordKitsunalink22•5 months agoOn the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls
minus-squareAnonStoleMyPantslinkfedilink12•5 months agoBut you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.
minus-square@ladiciuslink5•5 months agoRemember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot. Seriously. No joke.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•5 months agoLuckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.
On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls
But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.
Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.
Seriously. No joke.
Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.