If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

    • @ilmagico
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      1611 months ago

      One thing that’s sure to make things worse is to tell an angry person to “calm down”…

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      11 months ago
      • 4/7/8 breathing is better advice :)
      • also Physiological sigh
    • guyrocket
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      611 months ago

      And the silly stepsister of this saying: Calm your tits!

      Very useful when you want the opposite reaction.