If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

  • @paddirn
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    9 months ago

    “Undercover Cops have to tell you if they’re a cop,” or other variations I remember hearing all throughout high school.

    Somehow though, organized crime hasn’t figured out this one simple trick to ferreting out undercover cops in their midst, just ask them.

    Also: “Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.”