• @BowtiesAreCool
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    326 months ago

    How about “astrology and crystals are my personality”

    • @Zeon
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      6 months ago

      I was with a girl in her room and when she started teaching me about astrology, I just bursted out laughing with how dumb it was. Basically, what you just said before but 10x worse with this girl, there were rocks fucking everywhere. I’m suprised Hank from Breaking Bad didn’t show up.

      • Iluay
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        106 months ago

        Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals!

      • @[email protected]
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        6 months ago

        Hank was busy with a PTSD episode that day…

        E: apparently I can’t spell a 4-letter word.