Imagine the following scenario: On the 9th of January 2024 in the morning we wake up to news that President of the USA Joe Biden suffered a stroke and died in White House. The administration confirms that the death was entirely natural and no third party contributed to it. Even before the news reach all TV stations another one breaks: Former president of the USA Donald Trump has suffered a cardiac arrest and died in his residence in Mar a Lago. Early reports claim that the site was secure and no malicious actor could reasonably reach Mr. Trump so the death is most likely natural.

What happens then?

  • @radix
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    861 year ago

    Kamala Harris becomes President, and the GOP implodes under the weight of a million conspiracy theories.

    • @meco03211
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      451 year ago

      Don’t forget the infighting. I imagine it would be glorious. Like watching the inbred redneck family having an all out brawl at Walmart.

      • sab
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        211 year ago

        And then comes the conspiracy theories. Which will happen if either of them die any time soon anyway. Because what are the odds of old men randomly dying, right? There must be a conspiracy!

        Trump having a heart attack before the election would provide enough conspiracy theories for a lifetime, and it honestly seems about as likely as him not having a heart attack.

        • @meco03211
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          41 year ago

          I’d love to hit a few qultists I know with the “dIeD sUdDeNlY!!” bullshit they spew if trump died before the election.

          • Rhaedas
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            71 year ago

            Well, it would be pretty suspicious given he’s the world’s healthiest man. /s

      • @Riccosuave
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        121 year ago

        Hey man, don’t bring Lauren Boebert’s family into this!!!