Sources say he was also historically stinky

  • @hardaysknight
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    39 months ago

    We would riot. I wouldn’t want that cheating bastard anywhere near my program.

    Top candidates include:

    Steve Sarkesian at Texas

    Lane Kiffin at Ole Miss

    Dan Lanning at Oregon

    • g0d0fm15ch13fOPM
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      19 months ago

      I think that’s too quick a turn around for Lanning, and I doubt Kiffin wants to replace Saban (my blood would straight up boil if that one became reality though). I could see Sark, but Texas would likely be willing to throw some money around to retain him.

      • @hardaysknight
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        29 months ago

        What? Kiffin has been dick sucking Alabama and Saban for years now. He WANTS the job.

        Sark seems a stretch but you gotta offer him the bag

        • g0d0fm15ch13fOPM
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          29 months ago

          It’s not that Kiffin doesn’t want to be at bama. It’s that I don’t think he wants to follow a legend. Source: I made it the fuck up