• @AllonzeeLV
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    You know what? Santos was pretty funny and was representative of the absurdity of our failing systems and the gullibility of the American people.

    Also, I love the palpable irony of a member of Congress being expelled by other members of Congress for dishonesty and misrepresenting themselves.

    Fuck it, him and pizza. He might have a few more laughs at his expense to give.

    Also, I’m guessing McConnell didn’t make the list because he’s technically undead at this point.

    • @NocturnalMorning
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      11 months ago

      No, Mitch McConnell is a turtle, we’ve been over this a number of times. Theylive to be like a 150 years old. But he might have another 100 years depending on the kind of turtle he is.

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        I’ve never thought that was fair to turtles.

        They might be cold blooded, but they aren’t that cold blooded.

      • slingstone
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        Until now, I liked turtles. Now, I’m not so sure.

        • @NocturnalMorning
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          Maybe, I’m not a McConnellologist, so I can’t really say for sure.