jordan @jordan stratton

In order to get a true representation of each country’s athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it’s jury duty:

Who’s next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it’s 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

    • @KrankyKong
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      710 months ago

      Selective service style. Either show up when drafted, or go to prison.

      • @NucleusAdumbens
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        310 months ago

        “Hey, what’re you in for?” “I didn’t feel like running 100 meters”