jordan @jordan stratton

In order to get a true representation of each country’s athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it’s jury duty:

Who’s next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it’s 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

  • @jmastajay
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    2011 months ago

    They already do that, it’s called the “Olympics”

      • @datelmd5sum
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        1311 months ago

        Ah, that event is actually called “The Olympics”.