• athos77
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    11 months ago

    lmao. There was some show I saw, I think it was on the History Channel. They were at some river in the South and they spent the entire episode with some guy who insisted that there was a giant 10-foot catfish in the river (maybe multiple giant catfish? I can’t remember), and that the catfish was responsible for the various pets and occasional people who went missing and were never found. They went off and talked with ichthyologists who talked about limits on catfish sizes, and I forget who else, exploring all the edge cases which might allow a giant ten foot catfish to live in the river. And at the end of the episode, they’re talking to the guy again, going over their findings that it’s possible, theoretically at least, that at a very very edge case, this giant catfish might exist, and the guy was like, “I knew it! Everyone around here keeps sayin’ it’s the alligators, but I jes’ knew it was th’ catfish!”

    • Transporter Room 3
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      5311 months ago

      All an idiot needs is the teeniest tiniest iota of plausibility and all their preconceived notions are true and correct in their mind.

      • don
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        2011 months ago

        Confirmation bias, it’s the new drug.

        • fkn
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          211 months ago

          Hardly new.

      • FlashMobOfOne
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        711 months ago

        That is facebook’s entire algorithm, and the reason why so many look at White Nationalists and don’t see Nazis these days.

    • @SpruceBringsteen
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      2011 months ago

      Of all the “crypto” type stories out there, the giant fish ones are the ones I’m most inclined to believe. Unlike a lot of other categories, there’s actually hard evidence for us pulling giant fish out of the water.

      If the Detroit River can harbor sturgeon approaching 7ft long in this day and age, I’m not about to totally shoot down anyone’s fish story.

      • @TheMinions
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        1311 months ago

        I think you mean cryptid fyi.

        • @SpruceBringsteen
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          1511 months ago

          No, I’m uhm verifying my Bigfoot report integrity with blockchain.

          • fkn
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            211 months ago

            The likelihood that Bigfoot exists and that block chain will ever be actually useful are about the same… So seems legit to me.