• @[email protected]
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    151 year ago

    What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

    • @WoahWoah
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      1 year ago

      Perfect order? They’re like weirdly grown out and freaky looking. And no one would stage a photo with that dirty porch with random filthy carpet cuts as the backdrop.

      True princess photo.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Oh I see it now. I’m just not used to them ever growing out before getting chipped or ruined somehow

      • Captain Aggravated
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        21 year ago

        No it holds up. It’s like cinderella or snow white at the beginning of the movie, where she’s poor and wearing rags but has animal friends.

        • @WoahWoah
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          11 year ago

          Yes… and they’ve grown out, so there’s a big gap between the cuticle and nail.

    • @atomicorange
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      61 year ago

      Are you implying OP and the chickadee are in cahoots?

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        I’m just saying there are legitimate questions here and the people deserve to know the truth

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        I see you also married someone from a fairie tale kingdom. Some people just seem to have a certain animal magnetism, ye