Oh trust me there are other things that could placate me a hell of a lot easier but I feel saying them here might cause a bit of an uproar. None illegal or illicit or immoral or unethical or anything but very… unique lol
Oh isn’t everyone? But last time this happened people were like “Oh lets start a gofundme to get Stamets a bad dragon dildo!” so maybe not this time lol
Clearly we need to placate you with snacks, comfortable clothing and/or bedding, games, your phone, and a fidget toy. And more weed, of course.
Alternatively, we could provide you with an emotional masochist as tribute.
Oh trust me there are other things that could placate me a hell of a lot easier but I feel saying them here might cause a bit of an uproar. None illegal or illicit or immoral or unethical or anything but very… unique lol
I’m intrigued.
Oh isn’t everyone? But last time this happened people were like “Oh lets start a gofundme to get Stamets a bad dragon dildo!” so maybe not this time lol
…yeah, you’re not getting that gofundme until I get my first bad dragon. After that, we can talk. 😂