• @[email protected]
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    142 years ago

    Americans are afraid of farting but everyone else knows this is the secret to a long life.

    Toot toot I m centuries old at this point.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 years ago

        Tell them how they can blow up balloons if they fart into it the correct way. That changed my fiancés mind and now she can’t stop farting. She wears roller blades a lot more now.

    • @porkchopsandwiches
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      12 years ago

      My SO hated me eating beans until I discovered that walmart sells a generic bean-o for far less than the name brand. Your loved ones dont have to suffer that fate

      • @[email protected]
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        22 years ago

        What’s Beano? The only Beano I know is this weird ass British comic book that my grandma gave me.

        • @porkchopsandwiches
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          12 years ago

          It’s a pill that has an enzyme in it that breaks down the complex carbs in beans and veggies so that you can fully digest them without getting the farts.