in charlie and the chocolate factory (2005) (the best version imo b/c i saw it as a kid and the magic only works around then) a lady said that chocolate is an aphrodisiac and i’ve completely internalized that as true.

i hope it is, it sort of makes sense. people buy chocolates on valentines day

  • Deconceptualist
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    911 months ago

    Legend of Zelda taught me I can be on the brink of death with half a heart left, but if I drink some milk or touch a fairy’s butt I’ll be good as new.

    Also Castlevania taught me it’s okay to eat a roast chicken discovered on the dusty floor after breaking an ancient stone wall.

    • @hakunawazo
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      411 months ago

      Don’t let me start with the plumber with his colorful mushrooms and flowers who step (or even jump!) on different animals for fun.