@return2ozma to Ask Lemmy • 11 months agoThe 2024 US Presidential race officially starts Monday, what are your predictions for Iowa?message-square61arrow-up198arrow-down121
arrow-up177arrow-down1message-squareThe 2024 US Presidential race officially starts Monday, what are your predictions for Iowa?@return2ozma to Ask Lemmy • 11 months agomessage-square61
minus-square@mojofrododojolinkEnglish48•11 months agoMore than one trump supporter will die in a snow drift. Trump will win Iowa, but lose the nomination to Haley (as his legal peril grows), who will lose to Biden. Trump supporters will react violently to the loss and eventual conviction of Trump in multiple spasms of bloodshed. They too will end up in prison, alongside J6 convicts. The rich still won’t be taxed, and the climate will continue to warm and destabilize. The sea will become too warm to support normal ocean currents like the gulf stream, destabilizing the entire food chain as aquaculture collapses. Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious. HP will increase prices for ink.
minus-squarekeylinkfedilinkEnglish11•11 months ago Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious Surely it’s commonly called a qualupa
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•11 months agoIt’s fucked up that this is the best case scenario
More than one trump supporter will die in a snow drift.
Trump will win Iowa, but lose the nomination to Haley (as his legal peril grows), who will lose to Biden.
Trump supporters will react violently to the loss and eventual conviction of Trump in multiple spasms of bloodshed.
They too will end up in prison, alongside J6 convicts.
The rich still won’t be taxed, and the climate will continue to warm and destabilize.
The sea will become too warm to support normal ocean currents like the gulf stream, destabilizing the entire food chain as aquaculture collapses.
Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious.
HP will increase prices for ink.
Surely it’s commonly called a qualupa
only when measured in qualupa bits
It’s fucked up that this is the best case scenario
It’s made of people!!!