drop your childhood stories:
>be me, age 12
>hate showering more than anything
>it feels gross and i hate getting wet
>my mom starts telling me that if i don’t shower every day then i can’t eat dinner
>i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan
>let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom
>quickly wet my hair with sink
>mom buys it, i get dindin
>after a month she gets suspicious
>realize i have to step up my game
>now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap
>also run my hair under the shower so it’s dripping wet and not just moist
>she asks why i haven’t asked her to buy shampoo yet
>come up with final version of my genius plan
>i’ll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo
>then i’ll rinse off in the sink
>all while the shower runs

i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode

  • @Feirdro
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    564 months ago

    I’m constantly amazed at the variety of possible human sensory differences.

    My problem is not spending the whole day in the shower.

    • @[email protected]
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      274 months ago

      The white noise aspect of the shower is amazing. Have you ever turned off the lights and just stood under the water in the dark? It’s pretty great, in my opinion.

      • verysoft
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        4 months ago

        Then you turn the lights back on and the water is thicker and red.

        • @Lemmygizer
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          74 months ago

          You say that like I’m not already planning on being in their until the water runs cold.

        • @scarilog
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          64 months ago

          Instant hot water heater… I would stand in the shower till the heat death of the universe

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          If I ever spend all the hot water in my apartment complex then I’ve definitely been in the shower for too long

        • experbia
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          24 months ago

          I’ll be fine. I have a waterproof phone and waterproof earbuds.