• @Mediocre_Bard
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    310 months ago

    I masturbate every morning before I get out of bed.

    • tygerprints
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      110 months ago

      As Nap Dynamite would say, “LUCKY!!” If I didn’t care that my sheets were becoming like cardboard I would heartily endorse that as a morning routine.