My mother is having the kids, both of them.

For the first time in six years me and my sleep deprived partner are having a night away from our spawn kids at the same time.

Granted we’ve got to go to a hotel to do it, and we’ve got to be back before mid-day tomorrow…but one whole night baby!

We’re gonna get food. We’re gonna fall asleep on an uncomfortable bed and get woken up early by someone making far too much noise…but at least it won’t be our kid.

Small victories and all that.