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I don’t want fossil fuel cars

I don’t want electric cars

I want fast trains so I can go visit Grandma

(she’s a sweet old lady and I’d like to visit more often without killing the planet, my wallet, or a pedestrian)

  • @CortEnglish
    6•5 months ago

    Lmfao, I can just imagine his first customer victim coming out looking like a Picasso. We’ll have all the bugs worked out by next year, Elon swears