Oh I’m into this! Just think…

Instead of: “Game over, man, game over!” It’s: “Jinkies, this situation appears to be quite unsolvable!”

Instead of: “They mostly come at night… mostly.” It’s: “My observations indicate increased activity during nocturnal hours… predominantly.”

Instead of: “Get away from her, you bitch!” It’s: “I strongly suggest you distance yourself from her, you nefarious character!”