• Jackie's Fridge
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    611 months ago

    “When was the last time your car spontaneously combusted? Please rate the level of inconvenience.”

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      “Mmmyes, quite, I was mildly peeved, rather. My Tom Ford blazer was singed on the lapel, it took the cleaners a week to remove the soot. A week! Also, I am just a tinge dead.”