• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    10 months ago

    “When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England!”

        • Flying SquidOP
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          410 months ago

          No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That’ll be your kingdom, lad.

          • Ann Archy
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            10 months ago

            “Where are you two going?!”

            “We’re coming with you!”