• The Assman
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      1911 months ago

      Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.

      Wait, wasn’t this a Futurama episode?

      • @[email protected]
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        1711 months ago

        Fry eats gas station sushi and gets parasites. They actually improve everything about him, but he fights them off because he wants to know Leela is attracted to him and not whom the worms made him into.

        • The Assman
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          1911 months ago

          Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass

          • @[email protected]
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            1111 months ago

            I was thinking of the “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore” episode where they become God and plant life on the new planet.

        • @[email protected]
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          1411 months ago

          straightens glasses

          adjusts pocket protector

          Ummm, ackchyually, it was an egg salad sandwich, not sushi.

            • @Viking_Hippie
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              111 months ago

              Lucky! The closest I get to that is that one of my ancestors came ON a sandwich.

              Yeah, we don’t tend to mention great-uncle Dave much…

        • @Sho
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          411 months ago

          Gas station egg salad sandwich, with a black tomato slice