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- nottheonion
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
The craze for Stanley stainless steel drinking cups reached new levels last week when a woman was arrested and accused of stealing 65 of them, worth almost $2,500, from a store in California.
Police in Roseville, in Placer County, northeast of Sacramento, said Sunday that they were called Wednesday to a report of a theft from a store on Stanford Ranch Road in the city.
“Staff saw a woman take a shopping cart full of Stanley water bottles without paying for them. The suspect refused to stop for staff and stuffed her car with the stolen merchandise,” police said in a statement on Facebook.
This has to be sarcasm.
I can’t tell anymore.
Poe’s law is a hell of a drug.
You can remain calm citizen. For now. It’s sarcasm. I’ve had it confirmed from the top echelons.