@lawrenceM to Comic Strips • edit-28 months agoAt the fast foodimagemessage-square43arrow-up1606arrow-down133file-text
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-28 months agoI used to buy Starbucks every day at university and work, I switched to making my own coffee to save money and it just didn’t taste the same. I tried every different ingredient I could think of, light roast, medium roast, dark, french, grind sizes. At last, I gave up and said: “Fuck it, I HATE making coffee…” took a sip… there it was, that missing flavor. It tastes the way it does, because it’s made with misery and spite! And that’s how I found out that I was actually a demon. Thanks for listening to my story.
I’m pretty sure Foie Gras is made with cruelty instead
Cruelty is the secret ingredient.
Delicious cruelty.
I used to buy Starbucks every day at university and work, I switched to making my own coffee to save money and it just didn’t taste the same.
I tried every different ingredient I could think of, light roast, medium roast, dark, french, grind sizes.
At last, I gave up and said: “Fuck it, I HATE making coffee…” took a sip… there it was, that missing flavor.
It tastes the way it does, because it’s made with misery and spite!
And that’s how I found out that I was actually a demon. Thanks for listening to my story.