When things in your life seem like they’re falling apart for no reason, like maybe something is pushing the staples of your life off of a cosmic shelf or mantel, maybe blame Kosmik Kitty.

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  • @LilDumpyEnglish
    5•10 months ago

    Ya man, I can believe that the cosmic creator is a cat:

    • Plays with the creation in the beginning in a playful way
    • Plays with it in a menacing way
    • Loves you but also hates you
    • Only wants love ON THEIR TERMS
    • Always on edge about other creatures that are different (and sometimes the same)
    • Ignores everything and naps for the rest of time never to be heard of again

    Yupp, god is a cat.

    • @BallShapedManOPEnglish
      2•10 months ago

      Mind blown… You nailed it. We need to tell the religious people around the world. I’m sure they’ll react totally rationally to the news! 🤣

      • @LilDumpyEnglish
        3•10 months ago

        Yes, I agree.

        Anyone have the phone number to the pope?