A full-page newspaper defends the punishment high school student Darryl George has faced over his hairstyle.

  • @Adalast
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    1510 months ago

    Yes, because the First Amendment clearly states:

    Congress shall make no law respecting a deviance from an established religion, or allowing the free exercise thereof; or permitting the freedom of speech which deviates from the agreed norms, or of the press which dissents our ideals; or the right of the people we don’t agree with peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government to exacerbate restrictions on my behalf.

    (did the best I could for a quick bathroom satire)