• @Emerald
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    110 months ago

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    Orange

    Everything about Gwyneth Paltrow is so funny. The tight smile. The bored voice. The chain smoking and wine guzzling but swearing carbs are enemy. Goop. The airiness. The fact that she “doesn’t remember” that she did Marvel movies. She’s shamelessly pretentious. Love her vibe.

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    She’s like an AI replicating human behavior from behavioral data exclusively gathered from crystal moms