https://xkcd.com/2886

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Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    310 months ago

    okay but do fat mamas emit radio signals?

    • @DredUnicorn
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      310 months ago

      Maybe if you spun them fast enough?