• @Blue_Morpho
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    5611 months ago

    During the snow storm a couple weeks ago, I put a pack of walnuts and dried fruit out for the 3 crows that are always in my yard. The next day they were staring in the window at me so I put another pack out.

    That afternoon around 100 crows were on my house pooping on everything. A week later my driveway and deck still have a solid covering of poop that the rain hasn’t been able to wash away.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      3111 months ago

      Keep feeding them and you’ll have a loyal army of crows, and that’s more than worth the cost of peanuts and a power washer.

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        Isn’t bird poop acidic? Wouldn’t that fuck up your house? Other than that I would love a murder of crows just chilling by me.

    • @7u5k3n
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      2611 months ago

      You’re a good human. But no good deed goes in punished.

      • enkers
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        1311 months ago

        Well at least he got 7 upvotes for his troubles. It’s not much, but it’s something.

        • @7u5k3n
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          711 months ago

          And that’s all that matters… that orange arrow. Lol

            • @7u5k3n
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              411 months ago

              I’m on boost for lemmy… so my arrows are orange. Unless you’re going for down votes… Then I e got nothing. Lol

    • WashedOver
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      1011 months ago

      This seems to fall into the no good deed shall go unpunished…

    • Kitty Jynx
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      811 months ago

      Put a dollar bill with the next pack of fruit and nuts and see if they will start bringing you cash.

      • Herbal Gamer
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        211 months ago

        Maybe something cheap but shiny and see if they come with jewellery?