• @adj16
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    1310 months ago

    Just going to leave this link here for anyone coming into this thread looking for answers:

    https://a.co/d/5Ct0pIB

    They’ll last through showers and they’re strong enough to hold your pee in. Don’t ask me how I know.

    • @jarredpickles87
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      210 months ago

      You know we all have to know now. You can’t say some wackadoo shit like that and not expect questions. Let’s have it. Come on now.

      • @adj16
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        110 months ago

        Ok well…I sustained an injury to the tip of my dick and it turns out that’s a location that rubs on the material of your boxers or pants all the time. So I was in pretty constant discomfort. Decided to try a bandaid, and of course the standard ones really don’t sit all that flush and they would just snag and pull off inside my underwear. Then I tried one of those waterproof ones and it conformed to the shape perfectly. “Don’t worry, you won’t forget about something attached to the tip of your penis,” I told myself. But damn if those things don’t sit so comfortably you completely forget they’re there. And by god let me tell you, the absolute shock, fear, and confusion a man can feel when he’s dick in hand, has relaxed all his bladder muscles, and fully expects to start peeing, only for some phantom-handed chokehold to hold it all back a half second after release…well it’s not something you’re likely to forget.

        • @jarredpickles87
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          10 months ago

          Thank you for this treasure, and I’m sorry that you had to endure such a thing. May no man need to deal with what adj16 has.

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      I assume OP is talking about bandages on fingers, and it’s much harder to get a good seal on your fingers even with these :(

      • @adj16
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        510 months ago

        Spoken like someone who’s never tried to pee and been blocked by a bandaid before