When I poop, I’ll take my hand and make a “knife hand” and massage the area above my hip and grab the side of my stomach while bending over to help the poop get out instead of straining. It’s this weird?

  • @Garbanzo
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    710 months ago

    Do you look like Gollum? That’s how I’m picturing this.

    • AmidFuror
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      1110 months ago

      Filthy hobbitses pooping in toilets! We likes it raw.