After purple urchins helped nearly wipe out 96% of California's iconic underwater bull kelp forests over a six-year span, biologists say they are seeing promising signs that efforts to save them may be helping.
I straight up thought we were crushing them with kelp. Which my first two thoughts were; why that is a terrible thing to do and I am sure there is a better way to crush them than kelp.
Anyone initially read this as “orphan crushing”?
I read it accurately as urchin crushing, but still thought they were talking about destitute children at first (a la Oliver Twist).
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I straight up thought we were crushing them with kelp. Which my first two thoughts were; why that is a terrible thing to do and I am sure there is a better way to crush them than kelp.
Fucking brains they are an odd thing.
I was about to get all political with it too … as the theme of one of the political parties in the US