• @NegativeInf
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      4911 months ago

      Please invade and break us into 5 states. I want to live in the state of Houston. Lol.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        1911 months ago

        Houston is a beautiful blue freckle on a big red ass.

        • @Bassman1805
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          711 months ago

          Houston is really starting to out-do Austin in terms of the “blue dot in the red area” thing. Austin is still plenty blue, but the Tech growth there is changing it pretty significantly.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        511 months ago

        That would be fucking dope. I’m here for it.

      • @Buffaloaf
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        511 months ago

        New state capitals could be Houston, Dallas, San Antonio (or Austin), Lubbock, and El Paso.

    • kronisk
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      511 months ago

      My first thought was “If Biden let Texas go and Trump wins the election, Trump would have to invade Texas for oil and give the Texit people (who seem to be mainly conservative) the identify crisis of a lifetime.” Would almost be worth it.

    • @gmtom
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      511 months ago

      And make the flag a rainbow

    • @vic_rattlehead
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      111 months ago

      “It’s my birthday present to me! I’m SO happy!” - Emperor Kuzco on Kuzcotopia