Hello internet! Potatoes are sexy.

I’m here to put the french fries in your happily meal, and I won’t forget to put the toy in the box.

This is a joke excuse to get silly.

  • @j4k3OP
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    611 months ago

    OMG! Pics or it didn’t happen you legend. 😎

    About the best surprise I ever got was when I had an auto body shop behind my house. I only worked for used car dealerships and typically had a dozen cars moving through the shop at any given point.

    I was mostly working by myself. One day, the owner of one of the dealers I worked for came by to drop off and pick up a car himself mostly to check up and pay me for the month. We were standing between my house and the shop on the driveway with me facing the house and him facing the shop. My girlfriend at the time opened the back door quietly from inside the house. There was a screen door still closed. This guy was basically my biggest boss. My gf then starts stripping naked slowly taking off her tee shirt, blue jeans, bra, then panties, and I mean SLOWLY, like she wanted to get caught. She topped it off by playing with herself for a minute before motioning for me to follow her as she walked back to the bedroom confidently. Fortunately my boss never turned around. He didn’t act different at any point like he had seen her, but I was so stressed he would turn around, read my reaction, or that any of the car mirrors were aligned between him and that door.

    I never fucked a peacock, but I think you just made an entry on a list or something. Much love for sharing.

    • demonologic
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      411 months ago

      Proper power move from your then-gf, that – she clearly wasn’t taking any hostages 😂

      I never fucked a peacock, but I think you just made an entry on a list or something. Much love for sharing.

      I urge you to reconsider your life choices, there’s still time. But lol, you’re welcome. Weird little peek into the life and times of @demonologic, and not even all that weird by my standards 😅