• @[email protected]
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    13811 months ago

    We like to sit you down, and show you a menu. We take pride on our chewable, edible food. These little fellers here are silverware.

    • don
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      3311 months ago

      This (gestures expansively to a cup) is what we here like to call a cup! It’s frequently used to hold liquids such as water, which is exactly what I’ve just poured into it.

      • @ChicoSuave
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        2211 months ago

        “Honey, they have drinking bowls with handles!”

        • @Death_Equity
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          811 months ago

          “Babe, I think this place might be out of our price range. Why can’t we just go to the place with tableside hamster bottles again?”

      • @[email protected]
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        1111 months ago

        “Unlike many other restaurants, we offer a choice of beverages other than water. Some of those beverages will intoxicate you.”

        • don
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          811 months ago

          You will leave this establishment immediately, you barbarous doorknob. 🫵😤👉