• Jaysyn
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    2210 months ago

    But only Fascists & Conservatives are brain-dead stupid enough to actually believe this is some kind of conspiracy & that the other however many teams in the Chief’s conference would go along with it.

    It’s staggeringly stupid, but if you can believe in a magical old man living in the sky that watches you masturbate, you can believe in anything.

    • @A7thStone
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      410 months ago

      Don’t kink shame god. It gets boring up in heaven.

      • @Daft_ish
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        10 months ago

        I would say it’s not a kink if there is no consent. Except if the all powerful creator of the universe wants to watch me wank it, you know what, go ahead. Just remember where your bread got buttered space man and maybe conjure up a few days off for your creation.