• Zoidsberg
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    510 months ago

    “I’ll have a cheeseburger and-”

    “Oh, you must mean our Cheesy Squeezy Chuck Burger”

      • @Death_Equity
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        410 months ago

        That is why I always bring my own table knife with a 15° full flat grind. Really cuts down on that pesky sharpening time that might let you cool off before the cops come.

        True story: I ate at a restaurant inside of a casino and you can’t have a pocket knife when you enter for obvious reasons, they gave me a steak knife with a 5" fully serrated edge when I sat down.

        • threelonmusketeers
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          210 months ago

          you can’t have a pocket knife when you enter for obvious reasons

          Are casinos more prone to stabbings than other establishments are?

          • @Death_Equity
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            210 months ago

            Drunk people losing money can be stupid and violent, so casinos don’t like it when you have greater means for violence.

          • @[email protected]
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            310 months ago

            Neither do Swiss army knives. That said, I dress western. Pocket knife mysteriously finds its way behind my belt buckle at metal detectors and no one cares to look down my pants after they see the buckle.

              • @[email protected]
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                210 months ago

                This obviously doesn’t work at airports. Concerts and such, no one really cares that much.

                • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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                  10 months ago

                  I’ll remember this trick when I accidentally forget to leave my knife in the car for an event and we just walked a couple of miles from our parking spot to get to the gate. I’ve had to hide it in the bushes a couple times before.