Couldn’t have happened to a better named hispaniard…now wait…what about Adacleto Arvelaes? Or Tetanacintio Espiriqueta? Oh Chupamelocio Del Pitopaez? Or MonSeniorpipirisnicio Delacuentalargadejesusmariayjosenoshandeacompaniar Y Pavon…Delacu for short.

Anyway poor guy, I hope Virgilio gets justice. Such a cool unique name can’t be let to fall into the cracks.