I’ll start: I tried to move a bookshelf while drunk about 6 years ago and tore a tendon in my shoulder pretty damn good. It still bothers me sometimes if I move it wrong or sleep on it wrong.

  • @taiyang
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    68 months ago

    My leg fell asleep and I got off the couch and tripped funny. Broke something in my left foot, it hurts every now and again. That’s it, just a random oopsie from a guy in his 30s who is otherwise healthy, and a forever reminder of my shame.

    Worst part, nobody believed me!