• @samus12345
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    15110 months ago

    “Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.”

    “Those are all normal noises.”

    “Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.”

    “Just sit back and relax.”

    “That’s just the engine powering up.”

    “That’s just the engine struggling.”

    “That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”

    • @aeronmelon
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      6510 months ago

      “That’s just a routine patrol, we’re not actually in Russian airspace.”

      “They’re bluffing.”

    • @fidodo
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      3310 months ago

      That noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it’s perfectly normal.

    • @platypus_plumba
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      1710 months ago

      “Ah!! What was that? Ah yeha, those are the engines, sorry”

      “Fuck! Is that God? Are we dead? Ahh, that’s the captain speaking, it’s fine.”