• @PanoptiDon
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    1510 months ago

    The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

    David Sedaris

    • @Copernican
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      410 months ago

      But in this scenario does China want America to eat the shit platter and broken glass?