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I wrote 20 short programs in Python yesterday. It was wonderful. Perl, I’m leaving you.

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[A Cueball-like friend is talking to Cueball, who is floating in the sky.]
Friend: You’re flying! How?
Cueball: Python!
Cueball: I learned it last night! Everything is so simple!
Cueball: Hello world is just print “Hello, World!”
Friend: I dunno… Dynamic typing? Whitespace?
Cueball: Come join us! Programming is fun again! It’s a whole new world up here!
Friend: But how are you flying?
Cueball: I just typed ‘import antigravity’
Friend: That’s it?
Cueball: …I also sampled everything in the medicine cabinet for comparison.
Cueball: But I think this is the python.

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    11 months ago

    Just wait until you accidently have something unindented that wasn’t supposed to be. Those are fun bugs to troubleshoot

    • RedSeries
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      1011 months ago

      Just wait until you accidently have something unindented that wasn’t supposed to be forget one semicolon. Those are fun bugs to troubleshoot

      FTFY.

      • @[email protected]
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        1111 months ago

        That will cause a compilation error 99.999% of the time and point you to the exact location where the problem is.

        • @[email protected]
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          311 months ago

          Back when I regularly used Java for Minecraft mods n shit id get shit like

          missing expected ; at line 68

          Then I’d go to line 68 in the editor and it and the 5 on either side of it are allllllll blank. Wonderfully helpful!

          • @[email protected]
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            11 months ago
            Compilation error (line 3, col 18): ; expected
            Compilation error (line 3, col 18): Unexpected character ';'
            

            edit: fuck that formatting

    • @Doorbook
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      811 months ago

      Wouldn’t IDE ensure these things are looked after?

      • @ysjet
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        711 months ago

        Yes, but people feel threatened by good programming languages instead of just learning them.

        • @johannesvanderwhales
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          211 months ago

          There aren’t good languages and bad languages, there are better tools for a particular job and worse.

          • @[email protected]
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            611 months ago

            Javascript is widely regarded as a bad programming language even though for many use cases it is the best tool for the job.