A Taco Bell finally opened up where I live, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid?
Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that’s too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.
Make sure you have plenty of toilet paper.
They had to invent the three seashells.
Existing wiping technology became inadequate after every restaurant became taco bell.